omfg this girl just asked me harry style’s number so i gave her my number instead and she rung it 3 minutes later and i played a sound clip of harry saying “hi” and she started screaming and crying and she was like going crazy but i had no other sound clips so i just had to keep playing the one that said hi but she was screaming and crying and kept saying omg for like 5 minutes then i hung up and blocked her number

(Source: toocooltobehipster)

horaneyes:

liam showing his muscles

Totes what Harry whispered to Louis. (x)

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fuckyeahharrystyles:

Reject

(Source: hommos)

gayharrystyles:

louis tomlinson wakes up one morning and thinks “hmm, how gay am i going to be today” while proceeding to decide between the purple scarf and the green one before he shimmies over to his walk-in closet and picks out the tightest jeans possible. he grins to himself, thinks “very gay,” blows himself a kiss in his diamond bedazzled floor-length mirror, and struts down his newly refurbished catwalk 

stuck-on-styles:

‘whats your best joke apart from the fungi one?’

Harry: Okay, I have one that I made up when I was like 7… Its not funny but it makes me laugh all the time.

(x)

Niall: Harry is the youngest, but everyone always thinks it's me.
Louis: That's because you're cute and Harry is a pervert.

fairy-styles:

fuck this

(Source: chancemarquis)

Niall going to catch Liam [x]

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